Hi, my name is Erin and I am... small chested. No, it's not easy to admit but it's ok. I was born this way and that's the way I was meant to be. I've learned to accept my fate, but what I don't understand is THIS. THIS, is definitely one for the books. I never thought it would happen to me, that anyone would see me in this state, but the URL - "knockers for the troops" has taken it upon themselves to refer to me as an example?!
Thank you gentlemen but I think you are being far too generous as a quick google search would show that there are a many other pairs of hooters much more worthy of this referral. Maybe it was the dress? It's the same one as seen in my profile picture with a slightly plunging neckline that might suggest otherwise. This style is universally very flattering , especially for those who are lacking in that department, (which explains why it's pretty much the only option available to women anymore), but I swear that your weapons are far more locked and loaded. In actuality, the objects underneath are smaller and barely fit in a regular, unpaded bra in a size I'm too embarrassed to disclose. Let's just say that there was no, nor will there ever be, (excluding pregnancy), cleavage there. I might have even been able to pull off that illusion a hundred pounds ago, but that would be quite the magic trick now. (One of life's cruel little jokes when women lose weight.)
That being said, I don't know whether I should be amused or honored. Maybe I'll just more like India Arie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq86e4Fhja0
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