The Back Roads

Vacationing in Ohio... am in Amish Country with a cell phone, one tube of  Maybelline colorstay lipstick in kiss of death red, and hair past my ears... afraid Abram's bearded gang might hold us hostage and shave our heads for defiling their beliefs... We could be curdling cheese for the rest of our lives.   *help*

(This is NOT a real plea.  If it were, I probably wouldn't choose blogging as my first line of defense. Please do not call the authorities. )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCacbNlrqYk&feature=fvsr