Dear Santa,
Owwwwww! I'm in a lot of pain with every step I take today as I forgot to practice running uphill and yesterday's course had some inclines. If you could tie a hot tub with all the bells and whistles to your sleigh for me for Christmas, then maybe I could effectively walk before that day. My family and I would really appreciate it. I know I still need to work on cleaning up my language and adjusting my attitude from time to time, but you can't blame me for my genes. I'm doing the best I can and I have made some progress. Please consider it. I'm making your favorite cookies and they're low carb ...
Your #1 fan,
Erin
