Sweet Jesus

There is a God!  How else can you explain these adult Capri Suns complete with a collapsible straw on the back?  They are inexpensive, (available at Walgreens), low carb, and low in alcohol too.  It's like on the seventh day, the man upstairs worked overtime and did those who limit sugar and calories and cannot hold their liquor a strong solid.  He knew fruity drink lovers who have to deal with their twelve year old   "accidentally" charging their credit card as they unlock the newest players on League of Legions would need  a little something to take the rage down to a low boil so we only sentence them to lifetime of endless chores and do not press charges.

When that happens, forget about using the drink's straw and go ahead and break out the jumbo souvenir glass from Margaritaville.  Then, sip responsibly until it brings your thoughts back to your happy place.   In just a few short minutes I am somehow transported back to quiet beach with low tides where there are no children, no jellyfish to sting them, and no cars to look for as you walk across the shore.  A tranquil oasis where I can watch the clouds pass by as I float effortlessly along the waves of summer vacation. 

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