Go Away

My nugget has Ninja training tomorrow in which he will finally level up to his first colored belt and I have the earache from Hell. Just thinking about sitting through 30 minutes of a bunch of kids shouting "Keough!" while ACDC blasts in the background is torture enough. In fact, it feels like the whole right side of my head was used as one of the focus pads in his martial arts class while some 5 year old went to town roundhouse kicking the shit out of it. Owwwww! On top of that there is no hot water due to the gas company making a stupid mistake so, so much for a bubble bath to ease the pain. That can only mean that it's time for Plan B. Maybe, with some antibiotics from some ear drops, some hair chewing from my cat and the soundtrack of easy listening songs playing in my mind, I can reach some sort of nirvana and slip into a deep slumber. It's Simon and Garfunkel to the rescue once again...