Another Birthday Wish

And we gonna party like it's my birthday, because it practically freakin' is! I see JB texted you. That boy needs to take his Ritalin, going off on 12 year olds at the laser arcade and all. Boo, you've got to come to my party if for no other reason than to help babysit his punk ass before he goes all ape shit on Chuck E. Cheese for waving to my friends. I would do it but it's my day and I'll probably be too hopped up on a sugar high from all the cake and ice cream to effectively set him straight. I also need someone who can get the crowd dancing and Justin, although he's sweet, just doesn't have any true swagger. Who knows, you might even find yourself a cool shorty amongst the video games. Thanks for not putting all 36 candles on my cake. Hope you can make it.