Rock On, Tim-meh!!!

Are you tired of decorating presents because putting the ribbon on is a big pain in the ass? Do you wish you had another pair of hands; one to hold the ribbon in place and one to dispense tape? Wouldn't it be nice if you could get back that valuable time wasted doing this, with an end result that would stay on and not look like a complete and utter piece of crap?

Well you can, with the help of new RIBB-ON! Not to be confused with a popular product made for her, this new invention is a ribbon dispenser like no other. Just direct the ribbon over any box and watch as the self adhesive on the back, actually sticks to the wrapping paper seamlessly, EVERY TIME! No more searching for the tape, struggling to tear it off that cheap dispenser, or sticking multiple pieces of it on your hand while you try to wrap. And when you're done adhering it to any package just cut the ribbon across the dispensers built in serrated, yet safe, blade. What could be easier? A beautifully decorated gift they'll all be talking about for years to come in just a matter of seconds! Don't say "No" to that extra special touch a ribbon adds anymore. Say "Yes" and try RIBB-ON!

*(Hurry now, only $9.99 plus $2.95 shipping & handling for a limited time only while supplies last. This product is currently not in stores and must be ordered online. Please send cash or check to the Blackwell College/Retirement Fund, P.O. Box 123, Dreamland USA.)*

That's what we're hoping might happen and are considering looking into patents, so don't even think about stealing this brilliant idea. :) Tim entered the Invention Convention this year and won 3rd place out of over 50 entries, for his age division!!!!!! So his dad came up with the idea and his mom came up with the backboard design and were both up late at night doing so. I doubt many of the other ideas came from the minds of babes and he still put it all together and pitched it like a true salesman. It will all have been worth it in the end if it proves to be the next big innovation in gift wrapping and makes millions. If those glorified rubber band bracelets,(Silly Bandz), can cause mass hysteria at Walgreens, there's a chance RIBB-ON can too. Move over Martha, there's a new kid in town and it's is coming to a Michael's near you.