How To Kiss and Make Up
Aforementioned asshole + attempting to understand their offense
through communication + sincere apology + time + hug = I can't stay mad at them anymore
Why is it always so hard to do this?
How To Stop Being Cold In Your House
The Nuggie, aka a hug from my any little Nugget will keep you warm in the absence of a snuggie. (This is an act of kindness that comes from the heart and is not to be confused with a chore. You do not have to pay your child to do this.)
Fourth Grade Slang
Popeye= another name for those black seeds sometimes found on rolls
Tooken= another form of taken
Liberry= that big building down the road with all the books in it
Super Freak = female pet guinea pig who runs in circles while wildly squealing
How To Lead Your Child Down the Path of Gambling Addiction
Give them more than one lottery game card and a coin. After winning $20 from a lottery card, my 8 year old said the following. "Mom, I really like scratch off cards. They give me confidence. I think I have enough quarters to buy a card. Can we get some more?"
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