Words of Wisdom

First, a new friend of mine repeatedly reassured me that, "Assholes never change," and later that evening Jim Halpert looked squarely in the camera with his trademark raised eyebrows and said just to me, "We're calling the things we don't want to do opportunities."

 Both of them made me reevaluate my beliefs and I think they're both right. So I guess that means I'll be given the chance to learn how to brake my car without killing myself and others, while running into more people on the highway trying to slam me into the cement guardrail because it's of the utmost urgency that they "like" their friend's picture of the bloomin' onion they just ate while they drive. Maybe the next jerk will be a motorcycle rider wearing a custom Spiderman helmet who fancies himself to be the next Evil Kinevel. Looking forward to it.