My son: 37...You're getting closer and closer to 40 and that's kinda old mom.
Me: I know, it's depressing, thanks for pointing that out. Let's just pretend
I'm going to be 27.
My son: Yeah, no one would believe THAT, not with THOSE wrinkles.
Me: What wrinkles?! I'm been using Olay everyday since I was 16! I
DON'T
HAVE
ANY
WRINKLES!!!
My son: Well, what do you call those lines on the back on your legs?
Me: I call that a problem with your eyes. THEY, the people that actually have that, call it cellulite.
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