Rhaatid!

This chick gave one of the most original, entertaining, and cool performances of last night. I can't believe Randy AND JLo didn't have her back. Did you see Jennifer shamelessly plugging HER new video where her over 40 self is queen of the club? That's not even believable anymore at this point. Who is she trying to kid? We all know that she spends her evenings whipping up flan in an effort to beef up her borderline manorexic husband Marc Anthony and potty training her twins and that those days came to a startling halt after Puffy Diddy was arrested for "allegedly" firing a shot at one of those hot spots. GIVE IT UP ALREADY!!!

Maybe I'm somewhat biased in that Naima's backstory touches me and I like the song, but a REGGAE version?! The fact that she thought to do this and delivered it was brilliant. So it was a little heavy handed with the stage bathed in Jamaican red, green, and yellow like some tie dye experiment gone wild, but I was totally on the beach sipping a Tequila Sunrise at sunset with one hand and waving the other in the air swaying to the vibe. She was robbed. But she's better than that show and will probably go on to outsell Rhianna by the end of the year anyways. If only there were an easier way for people to vote. Some of her fans were probably too stoned to remember all of those numbers. What can you do? Jah guide sistah.