Today, while preparing for the upcoming 5K, I was a strong, black man. With my long strides, and effortless speed, I had the athleticism and finesse of Ohio State quarterback Tyrelle Pryor. Well, at least in my mind. A minute eleven off my last time after a turkey hangover, while on Midol, and at the end of a long day. Heck yeah all you in shape runners! I might just pass you. (Forming the O sign with my hands while simultaneously doing The Buckeye Bounce.)
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