Oh, la la. I've got a new country in my audience-FRANCE!!! It's cool to know that even though I may not be able to come to France, France is coming to me. Who would have guessed that the French like the bathroom humor? It's probably Johnny, (Johnny DEPP). We're tight like that. Yeah, he's probably outside his favorite quaint little cafe at this very moment, with his cute little beret and goatee just alternately sipping on his cafe au lait and smoking his Malboro Reds all while trying not to choke on the smoke from laughing too hard at my witty prose. Merci beaucoup, my French ex patriot. Please come back and tell all your Frenchy friends too. It's my goal to become a blog of note sometime before I die and I'm not above giving shout outs to all my adoring fans. Only about 190 more countries until global domination is complete.
