YouTube - NRA Show 2009 - Todd Jarrett shows new gun rights gun
(In honor of National Poetry month, I present to all of you my latest and only poem since that Haiku in seventh grade. Enjoy or I might just pop a cap in your ass. Hellooooo, Kitteh!)
Right To Bare Arms
Got another call from the NRA today
And I have to say
I'm not a fan of firearms, in a major way
An AK-47 sends the bad guy to Hell, not Heaven
And now it can be accessible to a kid who is seven
I know, just ask Evan
Charlton Heston,
Thanks for all you've done
But I don't remember The Ten Commandments ever including "Thou shall own a gun"
And I liked you better as the voice in Armageddon
So stop calling me
In the morning, at a quarter to three
I'm just as likely to agree
With thee
As I am to hang someone from a tree
Where the little neighbor boy sometimes takes a pee
But that's just me
The only guns that I like
Are the kind that you can't get from a bike or a hike
But maybe if you carry a hefty tyke
They come from heavy lifting day after day
Until you can rock that sleeveless dress that makes others say, "Hey!"
No one wants to mess with you when you're that mama
They will all be in awe, just look at Michelle Obama
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