Roll Like That

Who wouldn't want to be a rock star? Where else can you shamelessly shake your ass, pound back some Jack Daniels, and fully express yourself with F#@k you songs about anyone and everything that ever did you wrong and everybody loves you for it? (Not to mention the all of the fame and fortune.) How liberating would that be? I have to admit, I don't listen to a lot of country but after seeing Miranda Lambert in concert, she is undeniably one cool, kick ass chic. She didn't win on Nashville Star six years ago and now she has 7 Top 40 hits, and a slew of awards, including 3 Grammys. (One more example of how contests are not always the best measures of talent.)

Maybe it's not too late for me. I've been told I look younger than my 35 years and I think I could move just as well,(with multiple doses liquid courage), even if I don't have as much junk in the trunk. Hell, I even have the big, black boots. If only I had a better voice.