Conspiracy Theory

With it's perpetual dinging sounds, flashing lights, free refills, and promises of winning prizes, I'm convinced that Chuck E. Cheese is nothing more than a cleverly crafted casino for minors. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if the majority of the members of gamblers anonymous got their start there. It all begins harmlessly enough with skee ball and cotton candy and before you know it Johnny is donating plasma just to pay the bills.